I know there is a scientific explanation for this, but I just want to ask this stupid question:
Why can't we grow pimples on our tongues? Hmm.. perhaps one reason is that astringents are poisonous. Who cares?
Why is it that when we close our eyes, black is the dominant color we see. I hope someone invents a light bulb that can be attached underneath our eyelids.
Speaking of inventions. What is the best invention ever made?
The telephone? Is it the television? Or perhaps the computer? How about blogs? Or tissue papers? Can't you imagine? Almost everything around us are just plain inventions! Almost every stuff we use. Every stuff people nowadays desire the most. (cars, cellphones, laptops) Can't they set their eyes on the natural things?
Girl talking to her mom: "Mama, can you give me water as my birthday present? Or air maybe..." (sounds good eh? nah...)
Who invented the word "invention"? How is he or she able to determine that a certain invention is called an invention? Let me invent an answer for you. "You are full of crap!"
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